While social justice issues involving algorithms receive attention, there’s little discussion around ageist algorithmic bias. Algorithms are under attack, but so far, the score seems to be Machines: 1, Humans: 0. While we haven’t quite reached the point of Skynet Armageddon, the machines are making significant strides in keeping track and taking advantage of the various carbon-based life forms on the planet. While the social justice issues involving algorithms continue to receive some attention, there is little discussion around ageist algorithmic bias. I explore this issue and provide several links to illustrate the problem.